Welcome to my pathetic web page!

You are the person to visit my page! (damn thats a small number...)

Hey why dontcha keep clicking on the reload button??? watch the pretty counter go up =)

(If you are wondering "How did I end up on this pathetic excuse for a web page?!" Then..Hey! Wait a minute! What right do you have to mock MY page?! I dont feel like playing anymore, I'm going home....)

Hey look there! At that bar! yea that BLUE one! go ahead and click on it...yea go ahead=) (This would be me trying shamelessely to get you to click on that bar, is it working??..ahem...)

This page is under construction!

Ok, in all honesty, I'm just a lazy bastard, the under construction thing is so maybe I could trick you into believing that something GOOD is actually coming...my whole life's a sham! AAaaaAAAGh....

IF you want to know more about me go ahead and click HERE, yea right over there.

Here is the official home page of Yodel This!

So...your bored and alone, maybe depressed?? go see the web counter of happiness!! It works..i swear it!! (Disclaimer: none of the above statement is true in any way shape or form..except for the happiness part of course...yea..)

Here are some links to pages of people who have worked MUCH harder on their web pages than yours truly =)

"Fresser Frink!" the coolest simpsons character around. This guy's page also has Chief Wiggum on it!

Project Gutenburg, it's a cool idea, check it out!

TUCOWS, home of the coolest acronym since CREEP! (Ask your history teacher boys and girls)

Here is Star Wars official home page! I just saw the flick at Mann's Chinese Theatre Hollywood, it ROCKED!!

And just to make it as if I was actually a part of something here is the

Hey Bob ya jerky, click here------>

Here are some of my friend's web pages!(unbelievable that I HAVE any huh??)

Heres my friend Arron's homepage! Yup thats actually what he looks like too!

Here is Dan's page, (his nick is Gonad, yea he DOES need help)

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